“The next stop is 69th street. Which is definitely not funny in any way.”
“Please help us keep the subway clean. Just the inside, though. Don’t go crazy.”
“This is Times Square-42nd Street, where New Yorkers go to relax.”
“Please remember poles are for hands only.”
“This is 40th street. I don’t wanna say it’s my favorite street, but it’s definitely in my top 40.”
“Friendly reminder that seats are for people. Not your bag.”